Tired of the one you've got? Don't worry--
THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE HE CAME FROM.

8,000 EX-HUSBANDS

This isn't a chain letter, and it isn't illegal.

• Just send your ex-husband, parcel post, to the first address on this list, then add your name to the bottom.
• Packing Instructions: Wooden crate, nail the lid, preserve in liquid nitrogen if possible, and don't forget to remove all tatoos and duct-tape each orifice before sealing the crate.