Tired of the one you've got?
Don't worry--
THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE HE CAME FROM.
8,000 EX-HUSBANDS
This isn't a chain letter, and it isn't illegal.
- Just send your ex-husband, parcel post, to the first address on this
list, then add your name to the bottom.
- Packing Instructions: Wooden crate, nail the lid, preserve in liquid
nitrogen if possible,
and don't forget to remove all tatoos and duct-tape each
orifice before sealing the crate.
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